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Sunday, April 04, 2010
The Case of the Missing Polar Bears
Early one morning last week I was walking to work along King Street East and noticed a little parkette across the street from St. James Church containing an unexpected sight:
Okay, nothing out of the ordinary here - just a few huge, bright orange polar bears walking into the wall of a building.
The very next morning the scene looked like this:
The bear in the back disappeared, and the parkette had been locked. Perhaps there was a late-night bear heist? Did several masked men sneak in and carry a 15-foot-long neon polar bear down the street? Maybe some animal activists who were former ravers saw the manifestations of their acid trips and staged a rescue?
The next morning the bears were gone. The parkette remains locked down as I'm sure the police are heavily involved in this investigation. I remain hopeful that the bears merely completed their passage through the wall into another dimension, joining their brethren which may include pink dolphins, yellow penguins and green seals.
All kidding aside, if you happen to know the story behind these mysterious polar bears or their whereabouts, hit me up on twitter @consciousness.