so I fix computers...

Part of what I do with my many years worth of geek know-how is fix computers. I can build them, take them apart, and pretty much troubleshoot whatever's wrong with them along all segments of the OSI Model. So I may as well make a few extra bucks at it, right?

Large troubleshooting companies such as Geek Squad annoy me because they employ people who truly have no clue what they're doing - they simply run a program called MRI that performs a memory and virus scan. Big deal.

Anyway, here's the print ad I conjured up. The image of the frustrated old man comes from a book of royalty-free images I found laying at the curb of someone's house in Chintatown. One man's trash...